January 2010
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KNITTED BY NANNAS
Apropos of nothing, I have decided to make it my mission to re-home a select band of under-appreciated, knitted garms. You know, the sort of thing one finds tossed to the fashion winds. Like this bit of brilliant I found in a charity shop: Yes, it is a bit Pineapple Dance Studio c.1983 - and yes, even though that photo is notsogood, those are indeed flecks of fluorescent sort of pink sort of...
I DONE A JOKE
I made up a joke about Jay-Z. Do you want to hear it? Of course you bloody do. What does the Jigga man call the tax-deductible heating, lighting and administrative costs he must pay to maintain his hip-hop business empire? HOVA-HEADS. I did do another one, for which the punchline was ‘Jigga-naut’. I’m sure I don’t need to explain the deal there. It was about haulage...