I’m a freelance features journalist and writer of humour books.
I also work as a ghostwriter and teach business students at Access to Music (a brilliant rock school).
For larks I like to serve pints of real ale at a lovely boozer called The Trafford Arms.
I am being naughty and posting this photo from Beans Boat Trips’ website. But they do trips to Blakeney Point where you can go and see seal dudes like this. And I want to go really real bad.