Hey British Newspapers
When you recycle three-day-old Gawker stories, it makes me you look dim. It also gives me the impression that you believe there is an ‘American Internet’ only you are privy to.
GUESS WHAT, YOU READ IT ON GAWKER
GUESS WHAT, I READ IT ON GAWKER TOO
GUESS WHAT, THE PEASANTS HAVE ACCESS TO THE WHOLE OF THE INTERNET
IT’S ALMOST AS IF THE INTERNET IS LIVE OR SOMETHING
Honestly, I give up.