My sister (who is amazing) presented me with this (which I don’t need to tell you, is amazing).  I would still like to alert the reader to the following: 1. The chair. I don’t know the difference between rattan and wicker but I think we can safely say that this chair is a WICKTACULAR RATTAVAGANZA. 2. She has got no bra on. 3. The leopard print pouffe appears to be the lowest/least effectual leopard print pouffe in existence. Even if it do save her heels from the perils of ‘the floor’. 5. I love her fat fingers. 6. She has got a parrot on her arm. 7. She is rat-arsed. But in a sexy way.  I haven’t read it all yet but I can tell you that in the ‘H’ chapter, ‘H’ stands for ‘Hitler’ (‘one cannot imagine any woman fancying such a man’) and ‘Homosexuals’ (‘some of my best friends are homosexuals’). I will report back. 

My sister (who is amazing) presented me with this (which I don’t need to tell you, is amazing). 

I would still like to alert the reader to the following:

1. The chair. I don’t know the difference between rattan and wicker but I think we can safely say that this chair is a WICKTACULAR RATTAVAGANZA.

2. She has got no bra on.

3. The leopard print pouffe appears to be the lowest/least effectual leopard print pouffe in existence. Even if it do save her heels from the perils of ‘the floor’.

5. I love her fat fingers.

6. She has got a parrot on her arm.

7. She is rat-arsed. But in a sexy way. 

I haven’t read it all yet but I can tell you that in the ‘H’ chapter, ‘H’ stands for ‘Hitler’ (‘one cannot imagine any woman fancying such a man’) and ‘Homosexuals’ (‘some of my best friends are homosexuals’).

I will report back. 

Jul

6

2011

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