Rendy Woby

If you are not already following @stairstokorea on Twitter mind you do, his real name is William and he is a musical artiste as well as a well amusing person of the internet. He is also that all-too-rare combination of being in music but also realising that the whole endeavour is utterly quite ridiculous, so if you were ever in the market for a joke about shit band names he would definitely be your chap.

ANYWAY as I am fascinated and delighted by anything to do with metal after having been on a BLACK MEH-TAL tour in Oslo and suppressing giggles pretty much the whole time because I am basically twelve; and after someone once told me about a heavy metal festival which is held on a boat YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GET OFF and which is run, I think, by SPINEFARM RECORDS; naturally I was amused by a link he posted yesterday to IMPALED NORTHERN MOONFOREST on Wikipedia, which is worth a look simply for the song titles alone. 

What I am saying here is that I do most humbly but also at the same time quite seriously suggest you look at this here page and then go on the cached GeoCities site HERE because if nothing else it will add words like ‘grimnasium’ to your vocabulary, and also get you to a point where the INVERTEDNESS of anything is key to unlocking how BOSS it is.